You know you are a crossfit obsessed woman when:

1. Your cheat treat meal is everybody else’s healthy eating option
2. At the cinema, you time the hero as he’s hanging off the edge of the building to compare his grip strength to your own
3. You always have at least one bruise, rope welt or callus tear
4. Your Valentine’s gift can be measured in kilo weights rather than kilocalories of energy
5. You look at your shoulders, not your tummy, whenever you pass a mirror – and if you’re alone, you get the guns out
6. You drive thirty miles to buy raw milk and then drink it all on the way home
7. There are no high heels in your wardrobe, but your inov8s coordinate with your workout gear
8. You do wide squats whilst brushing your teeth
9. The staff at the builders’ merchants never offer to help you lift your sand, cement or slab any more because you’ve made it clear you prefer to amrap loading heavy objects
10. You have a text debate with your coach on the way home from the box to try and improve your leaderboard position (that was me today!)